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The JoeRetard Files
The man. The myth. The mystery. Who was he? Where was he going? Did he enjoy a hearty breakfast of belgian waffles from time to time? What dark secrets may have been uncovered in his high security vaults of doom that prompted this reclusive genius to go into hiding, never again to appear in the public eye? The answers to these and other questions may never be known. In an attempt to venture a guess though, the author of this web page has placed some of his long lost writings here, for the world to see, and maybe one day, discover the secret, of JoeRetard.
My American Journey
This article was apparently written for a periodical of some sort. Was JoeRetard a supernatural mystery solving reporter? Much like Kolchak, the Night Stalker? We can only speculate.
Point-Counterpoint with Ron and Dave
This text reveals JoeRetard's interest in current events. The names used are obviously clever aliases, and the topic of discussion is clearly a thinly vieled metaphor.
A Novelists Salute to Death
Scathing commentary from the master
Epilogue
An epilogue from an as heretofore undiscovered novel.
Hamlet
A Brilliant Screenplay. Soon to be a Major Motion picture, no doubt.
HUMOR
Is it humorous, or is it scary? The name of the file appears to conflict with the title given within. I will leave it to the reader to solve this mystery.
Mr. T Teaches Calculus
In this audio excursion written and executed by JoeRetard and cohorts, famous 80s superstar and hero Mr. T imparts the basics of calculus.
Kirsten Dunst feat. Daniel Needham - Dream of Me
Kirsten Dunst sings a heartfelt duet accompanied by rising star Daniel Needham.